Anonymous said: rELIEF NExT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE *falls on floor* *flails* *cries for four hours*

I KNOW I READ IT AND DIEDDDDDDD THEYRE SO GOOD TOGETHER


 

elizabitchtaylor:

yeah i’m a Male Feminist ;) sex positive ;) pro porn ;) express yourself babe ;) don’t let the patriarchy stop you from sending me nudes ;)


 

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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He’s just lost too much.


 

 

 

nyctaeus:

What Girls Are Made Of
Maisie Cousins


 

 

futuremrsbrandonsaad69:

bananabancls:

someday, when my brother is a rich and famous hockey player, i will plaster this all over the internet

tell ur bro to hit me up